Kiwi Willy Wash Shower Gel

A willy to be proud of should be bright
and sparkling clean.
Don't worry if it's small or large,
as long as it has a gleam.
It should be nice and smooth to the touch,
completely smelly free,
should you need to bring it out
quite unexpectedly.
Use this Kiwi Willy Wah,
each morning and at night,
so, if you bring your willy out,
it'll be shiny, clean and bright.